distract some of the people who interviewed you, though . . . so I
guess that's good for me that you're not naked on my computer right now!
Thanks for taking some time out for us!
Oh, no problem! Thank you!
sorry it couldn't be a live webcam. I saw some of your other
interviews that were done like that.
kind of neat isn't it?
it was really cool.
had a lot of fun with that.
being naked seemed
sell used panties on PantyAuction.com. Are they mostly yours or are
there other people's also?
both. I sell mine on there but there are several other women's on
there as well and there's even a few guys sometimes.
there any famous people on there? Would you want to get famous
people's panties on there?
say, Erin Brockovich's panties or someone else like that, would you
want to get them up there?
can you imagine? <laughing> That would be great.
you haven't had anyone that famous put up their panties?
had James Whales from the UK interview you see on my site. He put
panties up for bid on there when he did the interview. But that was,
I guess, maybe the most famous person.
most you've ever sold a pair of panties for is $2,000.
weren't mine they were another girls'. She had $2,000 paid for her panties.
the highest bid a guy ever got for his underwear?
not really sure. They don't seem to do as well as the girls.
you ever want to do some type of auction for charity such as panties
for a good cause?
yes, very much!
you done that?
we're planning something now. What we wanted to do was get on a
radio show as well with it, perhaps that Dan and Scott show in New
York because they were pretty easy going, and have a pajama party and
a 24-hour webcam broadcast.
give the money to charity?
you know, get a whole bunch of girls together and put all of the
panties up for bid.
you think famous people would then want to donate their underwear?
you going to try to get some guys to do it?
yes. We need to get Howard Stern's underwear <laughing>.
you asked him?
no, not yet.
is a "canuck"?
canuck? Oh, you mean a can-UCK (PROPER CANADIAN PRONUNCIATION)!
Oh, I'm sorry, bad accent on my part <both laughing>.
that all it means? How did that word come about? Do you know?
but where did you see that?
was just wondering because I'm not Canadian and a lot of our readers
may wonder. Here in the United States I think we wonder about Canada
a lot more than we let on.
OK. It's just a slang word for Canadian, kind of like the word Yankee.
it's the same idea as that.
had a friend in from Mexico this weekend and we were talking about
Canada. He asked, "Why is it Mexico has an eagle on its flag,
the United States has stars on theirs and Canada has a marijuana leaf
It does kind of look like that doesn't it?
would you say to someone who thinks that?
I don't think it looks exactly like one . . . not that I seem a lot
of them <laughing>.
of it. I did hear about that.
Queen of England got some in her bouquet recently from Canada.
she was visiting?
There was a guy in Vancouver growing it for medicinal purposes and
when she was visiting there he gave her a bouquet of flowers. He put
pot leaves in the middle of it. The Queen was carrying it all around.
the newspapers all over the world put up
the newspapers all over the world put up pictures of it. I did hear
you know how to make maple syrup?
really. I know they hammer a hole in a tree and it leaks out.
current Miss Nude USA claims to be drug- and alcohol-free. What do
you think of that?
when I competed in Miss Nude World they drug-tested me as they
tested every contestant.
yeah! I don't do anything like that.
I'll have a drink but lately I've been too busy.
many hours do you spend on your computer?
12 to 14 hours a day.
is your full time job?
more stage shows or anything like that?
not right now. I've been asked about coming back but I wouldn't want
to do a full week somewhere because I have to be on my webcam. It was
fun, though. Just before I quit I tried to get bookings where I could
also get a connection to the Internet. When I danced in Australia I
ended up getting my own IP address there so I could go on and do my
webcam shows from there.
it possible to get a Mexican girl's panties from your website?
just shipped some to Holland!
mean can you get just about any ethnic girl's panties? Do you
discriminate against certain women?
absolutely not. Any size, shape or color woman can be up there. That
doesn't matter. There are some other items up there too. There's a
lot of pantyhose usually and some adult magazines and things like
that on there. Socks are big sellers apparently.
cater to fetishes, eh?
Nude Dallas's name is Bianda Doubt. How did you come up with your
name? I assume these aren't real names.
Well, I came up with Barbie when I started dancing because all of
the girls said I looked like a Barbie doll. And then I wanted a last
name, too, because it was just cool to have a last name. It came
about mostly from the "Benson" TV show.
I was sitting around trying to think of one and we used to watch
"Benson" all the time and I said, "Benson! That'll work!"
you watch "Soap," its predecessor, also?
lot of times, yes.
name Barbie led to lawsuits for you from Mattel . . .
did send me a Cease and Desist order for my website, but that was
quite a long time ago. There was some newspaper coverage of it here
but they never contacted me again. I did hire a lawyer and intended
on fighting it. It was just a matter of my lawyer writing a letter to
them saying basically, "You have to be joking, right?" and
never heard from them again. They backed right off. I believe it
could be mostly because I'm in Canada.
have been a few other people who have contacted me that have had
sites with the word "Barbie" in them and Mattel did take
them to court and made them take down their sites.
and mine was up before theirs. This happened quite a long time ago.
and Ernie. Best friends or closeted homos?
No! They're just buddies. They're a team.
had another lawsuit involving them.
That was before the Mattel one, actually. It was also a Cease and
Desist order to stop my Bert and Ernie show but I didn't stop that
either. It was funny because when that one was going on a few people
said, "Now you never know but you're probably going to hear from
Mattel." It was almost exactly a year after the first lawsuit
that I did hear from Mattel.
still use Bert and Ernie on occasion?
did you think to use them?
I started dancing I used to do a Little Red Riding Hood show and I
had a wolf puppet. Then a friend who used to come see me all the time
brought me a Kermit the Frog puppet and so I started using that. Then
I ended up getting all of the Muppets, including Bert and Ernie.
your favorite biblical character? Do you have one?
. . . I'll say Mary.
you have a reason you chose her?
she had to be a very strong woman.
Eve just a misunderstood creation of God or was she an evil,
vindictive PMSing woman?