weeks ago. In combination with tough workouts four times a
week, I'm seeing dramatic benefits -- which is good. If I
couldn't eat pizza, drink beer, have a Big Mac or even a potato chip
and wasn't seeing results, I'd be pissed beyond belief.
holiday time again. Time for stuffing your face with turkey
and the trimmings, belching, farting, falling asleep and waking up to
repeat the cycle before heading out to start your Christmas shopping
the next day. At least that's what I do. Usually.
year I'm doing something different. On a bet from a friend, I
started a high-protein, low-carb diet
I'm not able to participate in the usual holiday festivities, I'm
getting myself in the spirit in different ways. I'm readying
the YourMVP publishing calendar to give you, our readers, some
very special holiday treats. In addition to some outstanding
upcoming celebrity features -- including spotlights on
"Baywatch" and Playboy vixen Elke Jeinsen and rock group
Samantha 7, which features former "Poison" guitarist CeCe
DeVille on lead vocals -- we've got some terrific holiday-oriented
gorgeous Mona Madry is going to guide you through Christmas shopping
that will not only make her fall madly in love, it just might make
her fall in bed! Sumptious Nora Goodwin is going to guide you
through making the holidays less heartache and headache than you ever
thought possible -- even if you have to "Meet the Parents."
coming up. The holiday cheer begins with this update,
though! Look no farther than our cover story. We
are "B"-side ourselves with excitement to present a
stocking-stuffer extraordinaire . . . 6-foot, 1-inch of
stocking-stuffer, in fact --Julie Strain. The former
"Penthouse Pet of the Year" and Hollywood's reigning
"Queen of 'B' Movies" talks tough on her current film
projects, behind the scenes dish about Playboy's "Sex Court"
and why she feels sorry for Geena Davis.
half-a-turkey and "Judge Julie" can't tide you over, check
out our new CD and movie reviews. Find out who we've named our
"MVP of the Week." If you haven't already, sign up for our
weekly mini-newsletter to let you know all the latest happenings
around the site. With everything we give you week after week, every
day is like Christmas at YourMVP Magazine!
you're shoveling down the mashed potatos and Stove Top, keep me in
mind. I'll be here doing the high-protein thing and getting you
the finest in women and entertainment -- which, I suppose, includes
making sure that YourMVP stays full of hot, meaty interviews.
I've checked and there isn't a carb or a calorie to be found
anywhere on our site. Imagine, all that . . . and nutritionally
sound, too. Is this a web site or what?