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Answer:
A young, blonde, busty, European girl that can pick a fiddle better
than any devil down in Georgia.
Question:
What would it take for you to sit down and enjoy a classical violin concerto?
Your
worst nightmare? Maybe, but it's the otherwise boring
violin-playing world's equivalent to Tiger Woods, except this
pussycat wears Spandex.
Linda
Lampenius also known as Linda Brava has graced the cover of
countless European magazines and our very own homegrown Playboy Magazine.
Born
in Finland, Linda began playing the violin at the age of five. By
the time she was eight she became a member of the Helsinki
Juniorstrings and eventually served |
as
their concertmaster. From there she won a seat to study in the
renowned Sibelius Academy in Helsinki where she became concertmaster
of the Conductor Class Orchestra. After graduation she played
with the Helsinki Symphony before being swept away to take the
position of 1st violin with the Finnish National Opera in 1990.
A few years later she was "discovered" after appearing on a
UK TV show called "Eurotrash." From that point on the
entire world has been her stage.
Linda
continues to make appearances on "Eurotrash" and has
received offers to do other television appearances including one on
"Baywatch," which seems appropriate as many people compare
her looks to those of Pamela Anderson. But can Pamela hold and
maneuver a bow like Linda? We think not. "Linda can do
things with a fiddle that will bring tears to your eyes," wrote
one European journalist.
And
if talent and beauty weren't enough, Linda even sells her own brand
of apple cider in Finland and Sweden. She also models
underwear, lingerie and swimsuits, but in the end it all goes back to
the music. "Just as I know I'll eat, breathe and sleep
each day, I know I'll have music in my life."
Just
don't forget the Spandex.
Click
here to purchase Linda's CD
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