high school, most (including our unfortunate staff!) had haggard old
women wearing support hose and bifocals singing the praises of The
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there will be detractors that say it's like "Baywatch"
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is our opinion that these literary works have never looked better.
Now if we could only do something about those ridiculous sounding accents!